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[26 Aug 2011|06:02pm] |
WARDED TO ST MUNGO'S EMPLOYEES
Hello. My name is Eric Munch. I am a Hitwizard trainee. I would like to offer my volunteer services in light of the recent zombie Inferia virus outbreak. I do not support animal racing so I can't attend the charity event but I thought I could at least volunteer. Unfortunately I am allergic to several key potion ingredients such as asphodel, ginger, knotgrass, and hellebore.
But I can advise you on a healthy and safe diet for ailing patients!!!!! Please Thank you for your time.
Well, that's the last time I go out on a non-weekend night! Thursdays are weird.
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[17 Aug 2011|02:34pm] |
WARDED TO 1978ERS MINUS SLYTHERINS
Today I heard that Florrie was a member of the Order of the Phoenix. I am CONVINCED this is untrue. Mostly because I also heard that they were splitting themselves into factions and then there was something about one part wanting to murder all Purebloods, and while that kind of thinking IS in line with more radical vigilantism I would like to think that Florrie has not devoted herself to something like that.
I thought you might like to know in case you hear about it from someone else, so that you can properly defend her et cetera.
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[16 Aug 2011|07:34pm] |
WARDED TO DAVY
ELLIOT AVERY READS TO CHILDREN!!! AND he saves lives! Or rather, he WILL save lives when he becomes an AUROR. Davy, this is a disaster. I need to start volunteering to better my community immediately. Do you have any suggestions?
Different topic: have you heard from Greta? You can respond in code if you don't feel comfortable answering outright. Just let me know what the code is before you tell me.
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[21 Jul 2011|03:10pm] |
Well. Now it looks like I'm going to HAVE to buy a new wardrobe because of what happened in the cafeteria yesterday. It is times like these that I wish my parents lived closer I will NEVER be able to get the smell of potatoes out of my hair. Never! A Hitwizard with potato hair is not intimidating in the slightest. And I will not be able to bulk up without adding large amounts of protein to my diet, which I am NOT PREPARED TO DO because it conflicts with my values.
Perhaps I will just start wearing synthetic materials to work. Polyester, I think it's called. Is that allowed? Oh no. I can't remember if there's been anything written about whether or not Ministry employees are allowed to wear synthetic fabrics.
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[19 Jul 2011|06:36pm] |
This weather is making exam season TERRIBLE STRESSFUL AND HORRIFIC THE MOST AWFUL so great! So, so, so, so great. Soooo great. Great, great, great. Never mind that I have had twelve glasses of water in the last several hours.
I would also like to add that I am not actually writing a book. Though I plan on writing a memoir after a long and successful life as a career Hitwizard, now is obviously not that time. Since I am only nineteen. And have not actually formed a career yet.
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[05 Jul 2011|04:17pm] |
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if you like laws & sausages, you should never watch either one be made.( Read more... )
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